2002-02-15 || 4:49 p.m.

|| hot office lovin ||

i have a new office crush. he's prolly around 57 years old, wears those nice supermarket reading glasses around the clock, has quite a stunning cardigan collection, is a nice hybrid between mister rogers and montgomery burns (i believe it's the posture.), and. AND he writes the dreamiest office emails. i am a closet fan, binders bulgin with printed emails and office notices shoved in the bottom drawer, an officionado of the great bancroft office building water shut-down scandal email series of november, 2001. oh. tap a direct line to my heart with your cc:s of hot lovin, office manager a-fire:

______________________________________________________

Good afternoon,

RE: Who Gummed-Up the Copier?

Today, someone was naughty! They ran a document through the 3rd

floor copy machine with a post-it stuck on it. The original came out

OK, but the machine ate the post-it. This gummed-up the works for

the people who made copies thereafter. The post-it caused the

machine to jam time after time until the post-it was detected and

extracted.

Please pretend that the copier is just like the elephant at the zoo.

Post-its aren't good for the elephant. They get stuck in its trunk.

Therefore, whenever you make copies, please make sure your

originals don't have critters stuck on them -- post-its, "sign here"

labels, etc. These just give the machines a sever case of indigestion

(including the people who try to use the elephant thereafter).

Thanks for your cooperation.

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it's makin ya a little hot, isn't it? oh.

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