2002-03-14 || 5:19 p.m.

|| file under: pee|middlefinger|ozzy|miahairsaint|toasterpastrylovin ||

i keep getting google hits for 'pee so badly.'

i broke my middle finger yesterday during a power outage at work. we were gathered around my file cabinet playing some silly card game involving slamming your hand down on the cards and. an overzealous officemate jammed my knuckle to high heaven. it hurts, mummy. the surrounding fingers don't recognize it and keep trying to neatly detach themselves and run away.

i can't stop cutting at my hair. there is a choppin sesh in the bathroom of apartment 20 every evening at about 8:47. walk-ins are welcome. mia farrow has become my unwitting patron hair saint again (always going back to mia. thank you very much, mia, for hiding out in the medicine cabinet like that until i need you again.).

i had a dream last night that i was having an affair with ozzy osborne. it wasn't a sexy affair though, more of a tenderly-wiping-the-drool-from-his-drug-addled-lower-lip type of affair. i was way hot for him though. ever since i have been entertaining very fond warm feelings for ozzy.

i am absolutely rabid for cheese-egg-bacon toaster pastries. i could eat them three times a day. i am going to make a t-shirt i think, of a felt toaster and felt pastries and a lot of hearts and stars and mmm sounds. mhhmmm.

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