2002-05-17 || 1:17 p.m.

|| open letter to the insides ||

dear dark insides,

i would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your concern regarding my going back on the pill. i am sorry i didn't consult you before making my decision, but i feel that if it doesn't work out for the lot of us i can always go off of them again. there is no reason to panic. you can turn off the alarm bells and flashing signs and resume your duties. dear stomach, you can cut out the waves of nausea. dear uterus, there is no reason to be angry, do stop clenching up like that. i appreciate your valiant efforts to alert me (how do you come up with all that blood? the super plus is no match for your fury. i sacrifice two pairs of very nice knickers to you, o ferrous one, depleter of all that is unfertilized and forlorn), but there is no need.

i am still awaiting word from brain, who as we all remember is quite sadistic when it comes to sharing space with the bundled hormones. if you get a chance, please let her know the bout of severe depression was rather entertaining back in '97, but really, there is enough space in there for everybody to work properly according to plan. none of us look good while throwing tantrums and crying into pillows. and need i remind you i am really doing everyone a favor? ask bladder if she wants to gets squished by an alien fetus. do i need to show you pictures of what happens to the insides, all you lovely organs and stray parts, when we are pregnant?

thank you.

i love you all and please keep up the good work.

kisses, jenny

p.s. sorry about the smoking.

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