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2002-12-08 || 5:04 p.m. || what transpired in front of the record store. || ahem. j: hey owen? please help me recreate the events that just transpired mere minutes ago. o: you know how i feel, jenn. j: okay. so were standing in front of the record store, right? and who were we standing with? owen! o: don't make me. j: please. i will never ask you to contribute to my diaryland after this, a seminal moment in my young life. who were we standing with? o: (turns up tetris music. ((j: bastard.)) have you seen the movie 'go'? it was on the other night. how do you feel about sara polley? j: that has nothing to do with our standing outside the record store with calvineffingjohnson. help me out here. i thought you were my friend. becky: you mean if i went to the show i would have met effing calvinjohnson? j: yes. but i couldn't guarantee his looking into your eyes and whispering sweet nothings like he did me. b: what kind of sweet nothings? j: he thinks i work at the mrs. fields, but this is besides the point. i was standing on a corner with owen, kyle, and. calvineffing johnson. and i thought i was over him, but. alas. no. even after the part when he was singing and a lot of people had left and there were only a couple of teenage girls/calvinbait around and he was dancing up and down the aisles and making me nervous. it all came back when we were all talking and it was like it was any street corner, any calvin, just a bunch of tight bors and good times, and he leaned in a little bit and i got to look at his kris kristofferson record. b: did he do the dance? the swivel hips dance? j: yes. o: did you like the show, jenn? with kyle? i hope he wears the costume tonight. j: yes. it was nervewracking what with calvin and all. but. yes. can we please talk about the part when he said if he ever needs cookies he'll be sure to stop by? and i don't even work at a cookie store! i don't think we're even talking about cookies anymore at this point in time, ladies and gentlemen! o: (he's holding his breath so he doesn't have to say anything.) very sorry about terrible obnoxiousness of entry. will promise to try to limit all play by plays of cj from here on out.guestbook || notes || archives || profile || photos || d-land |