2003-02-03 || 10:48 p.m.

|| i just realized this is a totally stoopid entry but i am going to post it any way. ||

tally:

number of miles driven in past three days: approximately 1058.

number of jokes told in van: approximately 27.

number of jokes made up on the spot because we are indeed comic geniuses: 1.

number of movie stars sighted: 2. (a. 'dutch von handsome' aka casper van dien. b. james woods.

number of freeways missed because of all-star booty van party: 1.

visits to la posta taqueria located on washington street in lovely san diego: 2.

pieces of art bought: 1.

visits to the seaside: 1.

very sick sea mammals lying on the la jolla cliffs foaming at the mouth that you just want to hug a bit and hand over some tums: 1.

outfits kelly wore in a three day period: 1.

skull masks mister denver took off before getting to his face (painted like a skull) during his jaw-dropping time-stopping set: 2.

plates of all-you-can-eat shrimp o ate before giving up and feeling quite defeated and robbed: 2.

days wearing the same black knee socks: 3.

slogans invented using new favorite word 'chonie': 2. (a.'U.S. outta my chonies" b. 'chonie loves chachi')

insults invented using the word chonie, which o took great offense to: 2. (a. chonie breath b. chonie bandit)

times we listened to missy elliot's 'gossip talk': 8,347,277

times we listened to justin timberlake's 'cry me a river': 2, regretfully.

time spent watching E! true hollywood story/MTV real life (or something like that?): 2.7 hours (a. chris farley b. andrew dice clay c. biggie smalls)

times owen used the term "bah-donk a donk": 3,599

times i said 'please don't go back, kelly": 81.

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