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2005-07-12 || 12:03 p.m. || "are there actual fountains, honey?" || at approximately 11:22 AM i became an official oregon resident. i relinquished my california driver's license but not without no fewer than three california jokes. 'fountain valley (my place of birth)? where the hell is that?' and when i explained it's in orange county, a fifty-ish year-old man sang the OC theme song. sorry, california. i tried to keep up some semblance of dignity while forsaking you for the beaver state, but the cards were against me. just know they can take my body and voting jurisdiction, but my heart is with you, oh golden one. guestbook || notes || archives || profile || photos || d-land |