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2002-09-11 || 11:03 p.m. || dialogue by the hands! || kelly hand: jenny, did you write about me in your diaryland? jenny hand: what do you mean? kelly hand: about my near death experience! you know, maybe i have fans too. maybe people are saying, please write more about your sister. we like her. i'm not saying anything else. jenny hand: my sissy is visiting. she has been doing sciency things in far away places late at night. and. yesterday i was all a-tearful because my sissy had technical difficulties. my sissy went to the hospital. the night before i got home and brian said 'kelly called. she says not to freak out.' and then came the harrowing tale of how kelly had to go to the emergency room because of dehydration and heart palpitations. kelly hand: tell them i got to take valium. i just drooled in your hair. jenny hand: and there was an IV involved. and no sisterly phone call in her hour of need. kelly hand: you know how you get, jenny. you are the worst in these situations. you make them twenty times worse. jenny hand: but i looooves you!! kelly hand: tell them i got to wear a gown and i wasn't wearing any undies on underneath! jenny hand: i didn't hear this part! kelly hand: well i didn't know if you were supposed to wear them or not. jenny hand: so. i hear this all second hand and after the fact, and all i can think of is my sissy hand was in terrible trouble, all panic-stricken and hooked up to tubes and wires, and i wasn't there to hold her hand and blubber like a big sister baby. kelly hand: did i tell you the lady in the next room didn't know what a urethra was? so they had to tell her that they had to put the catheter up her pee hole? up her pee hole! and she was screaming in horror of the thought. jenny hand: so the next time something bad happens and i am mere hours away, what are you going to do? kelly hand: not call you. cuz you are crazy. jenny hand: lovies! kelly hand: poopies! guestbook || notes || archives || profile || photos || d-land |