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2003-05-29 || 3:18 p.m. || i heart the red. come in, red. this is your top secret lover agent. || i like to think his name is arthur. he is friendly to animals. i love animals. he reads books during his break every day. i own a lot of books. i will write a book for the express reason he will read it during his break. he has been spotted eating two apples in one sitting. my nickname of sorts is jenny apple. ahem. was going to say maybe he could eat just one apple one day but am changing mind for fear it will be unproperly although accurately misconstrued. today i promised i would cross the street and stop in front of him and say, for i am wearing my lucky knee socks and am having a wicked good hair day and feeling somewhat more sexxxy thanks to all the pilates action of late, i would stop in front of him and say, 'hello. i see you every day. my name's jenn.' and he would say, 'hello my name is _____' and if the name is indeed arthur i have to kiss him right there. but if it's not, alas, i wouldn't miss a step and we would be kind to animals together and eat fruit and read books and share those kinds of looks that cause cartoon birds and stars and cherubs to float around our heads. and then we would fall in love and swap wristbands and ill-fitting pants and have a double-redheaded wedding. the end. but i didn't cross the street. i snuck looks while walking to the office and i sat in the secret window upstairs and watched him read his book and pet his dogfriend and check his pocket watch to see that break time was over. sigh. guestbook || notes || archives || profile || photos || d-land |