2004-12-21 || 3:41 p.m.

|| a day in the life of a sisterly email string ||

1.
From: Jennifer
To: Kelly
Subject: keddy i need your help.
Date sent: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 11:06:51 -0800

so my big prezzie for you for this holiday season was going to be your ipod cozy, which will be miraculously BRILLIANT btw, but there are four days til christmas and i realized it is difficult to make an ipod cozy without an ipod around. STUPID! and i don't know anyone who has one. LAME! so i was wondering if you would mind terribly if you could tell me the dimensions of your poddy so that i may construct something that will BLOW YOUR MIND!!

it will be the archetype. member our online quilt store? member our jam and scarf business? the ipod cozy will slay all those and i (we, if you're in once you see the MAJESTY) will be billionaire(s)!!! ! !! i GAY-RON-TEEEE! (what happened to that guy? didn't you have the hots for him?)

i need to know dimensions, where the screen and wheel are situated on the face, where the headphones plug in, if there are any other things i need to have holes for.

oh i wish i had one to model after. this might be difficult/i might just need to wait until i can measure/look at yours.

but i don't want it to be late!!!


2.
Date sent: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:33:58 -0800 (GMT-08:00)
From: Kelly
To: Jennifer
Subject: Re: keddy i need your help.

hey jenny. my heart has been split to tinder by the denver article [note: i sent an article written by kelly's eternal piney crush. it was charming as hell.]. how does one man whom i never exchange a word with manage to keep a stronghold on my aorta while all these others bore me to sleep? it is a tough predicament. anyway. my ipod. it would be hard to tell you dimensions... why not look at the apple website and measure for yourself? i bet they give dimensions. chris gave me an ipod cozy for christmas but it was crocheted by some girl he's making out with and its lame. not functional at all. i miss you. i see you soon. call me or something.


3.
From: Jennifer
To: Kelly
Subject: Re: keddy i need your help.
Date sent: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:40:58 -0800

no. you don't understand. the ipod cozy i envision is of MYTHICAL PROPORTIONS AND OH HOW I AM THIIIIIIS CLOSE TO TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT IT FOR YOU WILL BE ASTOUNDED.

in other news, i did look at the apple site for dimensions, smartypants, but a)what i found was an earlier edition/can't be sure if it's what you have (there used to be the screen and the wheel and four circle buttons on the face. i don't think yours has the circle buttons.. am i right?) b)it's metric and hello, i'm an AMERICAN, c)dood, just
measure it. get mom to measure it. don't you understand how much this is going to RULE? that stupid knit shit is gonna catch on fire when it feels its inferiority to my supercozy!!!!!!!!!!

in other other news, the man i will marry emailed me today. he is a filmmaker/photographer, a bit poindextery, and not at all the manly man i so thought i wanted. he will love me for my good humor and matronly bosom. we will have three children, the firstborn arriving on his forty-first birthday. you will live approximately three miles away from me and we will get wickedly good at chickenfeet.

in other news, i am sorry about the denv. i had apprehensions about sending it to you, but oh to be the lady specter that frightened him so.

also: i love you with the most frightening fervor and cannot wait to see you in person. new year's will be great regardless of number of hand-sister ex-boyfriends milling about. xoxo

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