2006-01-29 || 7:46 p.m.

|| it's your birthday, michael bland. ||

michael turned 30.

1. michael made lasagna and i bought him a hamburger cake.
2. we crammed twenty people and a dog into our tiny living room.
3. tequila shots.
4. someone (underage. a little brother) guzzled tequila and whiskey while no one was watching.
5. we walked down the street with a tentative plan for karaoke.
6. someone threw up in the bushes (tequila).
7. we were wooed by an unnamed dude into the slammer tavern.
8. we drank lots of beer and fed dollar bills into the jukebox.
9. someone ran out of the bar and bounded in a westerly direction(tequila).
9. there was lots of dancing.
10. someone went out to look for the elusive one and ended up getting beaten up by three to four bikers.
11. someone got picked up while throwing up in the parking lot (tequila) and got put in the drunk tank.
12. we came home somewhat defeated, somewhat battered and bruised, and mused on man's inhumanity to man until the wee hours.
13. bryan and karen stayed over.
14. there's still a donkey mask hanging in the living room.

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