2001-12-31 - new years planning gone awry.
2001-12-30 - my friend joe.
2001-12-30 - you're not foolin anybody with track 9.
2001-12-27 - thursday thursday thursday!
2001-12-26 - we can't figure out how the tv works.
2001-12-26 - laverne and meow and a jar of minced garlic
2001-12-26 - a decembery thing
2001-12-25 - cursemas
2001-12-25 - destination san diego
2001-12-25 - waiting for the southbound train
2001-12-25 - eve as in evelyn
2001-12-25 - trains and crying grandmas and opening presents on christmas eve and dad calling chai 'kai'
2001-12-22 - point a to point b. still in point a.
2001-12-21 - aunt edie.
2001-12-21 - thursday night. it's not very exciting, i guess.
2001-12-20 - hand + hand but different, an overlay.
2001-12-20 - mum's the word.
2001-12-20 - the universal ramifications of wind beneath my wings
2001-12-19 - the mean accounting lady has a melted heart and tobacco stains
2001-12-19 - cakes at sea
2001-12-18 - work lady karaoke
2001-12-17 - my mummy had a white lady afro in 1982.
2001-12-17 - the clothes heap has spoken. nyeeeah.
2001-12-16 - i heart john and amy.
2001-12-16 - sunday and there is no point to this.
2001-12-14 - friday is not high day, no.
2001-12-13 - getting saucy with the work ladies. oh i love my work ladies.
2001-12-12 - casiotone is not painfully slow
2001-12-12 - origami and heart indigestion
2001-12-12 - black soap magic
2001-12-11 - kelly venting, sorry.
2001-12-11 - romancing the thermostat
2001-12-11 - at approximately eleven a.m. day in and day out
2001-12-10 - 'i don't think i can take any more egg nog,' exclaims one of the work ladies.
2001-12-10 - hot sunday action
2001-12-09 - saturday night, yeah huh.
2001-12-08 - kelly does berkeley
2001-12-08 - lovely sister love
2001-12-07 - quite a nice friday. tip top.
2001-12-07 - december in siberia
2001-12-06 - the month of december spread out like a map
2001-12-06 - lapses in judgement and the frustrating nature of the passive-aggressive
2001-12-05 - oh december, it's not your fault.
2001-12-04 - cause and effect and
2001-12-04 - an exercise in self pity
2001-12-04 - i am worried about the month of december.
2001-12-03 - all star lady convention!
2001-11-30 - friday miscellany
2001-11-29 - why i love me daddums, reason number 4,852
2001-11-29 - serendipitous sex stuff
2001-11-28 - phyllis has the r&b christmas songs playing on her computer and i think i am going to take my own life.
2001-11-27 - from what's inside the haunted hall closet
2001-11-27 - secretly i cannot keep secrets.
2001-11-27 - bottomless bags and rilly itchy shoulders.
2001-11-27 - testing onetwothree
2001-11-26 - i heart john edward
2001-11-25 - daaaaaaaaaaayquil!!!!!
2001-11-23 - blinking blinking blinking blinkies!
2001-11-23 - a guest entry by elka
2001-11-22 - i'm going to go bite my pillow, that's what i'm going to do.
2001-11-21 - it's sister guest day with kelly!!
2001-11-21 - wood chest spinal tap
2001-11-21 - to disregard.
2001-11-20 - yar har har har
2001-11-20 - one foot out the door the other squashed by one of the work ladies
2001-11-19 - retardy teenage riot
2001-11-19 - cabin fever, it's all the rage
2001-11-19 - start stop start. stop.
2001-11-17 - wedding march tromping over head
2001-11-17 - saturday morning a go go. oh my.
2001-11-16 - long live the cakes!
2001-11-16 - well golly. it's a good thing i like waffles.
2001-11-15 - i'm rubber you're glue. html fuck you.
2001-11-15 - please help me, oh.
2001-11-14 - 1998, again.
2001-11-14 - em. this is what happens when the server is down at work and i have lots and lots of time to cut and paste, cut and paste.
2001-11-14 - loves my mel
2001-11-14 - i like the sound of epsilon
2001-11-14 - but you're not the adventurous type. and you didn't even feel the need to run far away.
2001-11-13 - it's smellin like mold and hot dogs.
2001-11-13 - em. manic monday hold the monday.
2001-11-11 - sundays are lost causes.
2001-11-10 - hip hop hip hop
2001-11-10 - the crossing guard is on to us.
2001-11-09 - neighborhood.
2001-11-09 - i heart a brezel part two
2001-11-08 - tonite tonite tonite in total stereo
2001-11-08 - weak-kneed.
2001-11-07 - are you there, god? it's me, jenn.
2001-11-06 - michael banana, can you hear me?
2001-11-06 - secretary of sorts.
2001-11-05 - jules et jim
2001-11-01 - cry cry cry.
2001-11-01 - the geiger counter measures radiation and love.
2001-11-01 - robot love on cerrito street
2001-10-31 - ideally.
2001-10-31 - the revolving cast
2001-10-31 - nanoo nanoo and the wrimos
2001-10-30 - kelly has a sweet can.
2001-10-30 - ghosts in julie's kitchen
2001-10-30 - acid rain
2001-10-29 - this is a garden. this is my address.
2001-10-29 - wednesday is not wedding day. yesterday was.
2001-10-26 - feckedy feck.
2001-10-26 - phantom sidekick serenade
2001-10-26 - to combat the nothing to say feeling.
2001-10-26 - i can't write.
2001-10-24 - and he was really into clickitat ikatowi. and he built himself a theramin. but he was the type of boy that always had to show you up. and his kisses were a bit sloppy.
2001-10-23 - country style lemonade
2001-10-23 - all these words and then there will be voices
2001-10-21 - rolling credits
2001-10-19 - just can't stop it
2001-10-19 - i think i need an overhead projector.
2001-10-18 - michaelblandy i miss you so.
2001-10-18 - "tell me what you're thinking about."
2001-10-18 - just married
2001-10-17 - meow meow
2001-10-17 - scrap metal belly
2001-10-17 - michael songs
2001-10-16 - in the iron lung
2001-10-16 - (actually i am talking about emails but paper notes are so much nicer to think about.)
2001-10-16 - 2060
2001-10-15 - yosemite
2001-10-15 - speedway monday and i am on the track with my runnin shoes on
2001-10-12 - there was a car waiting outside
2001-10-12 - ride to the airport
2001-10-11 - catalogue
2001-10-11 - jet settin feet wettin halo bendin heart sendin oh yeah.
2001-10-10 - at night
2001-10-09 - holden caulfield
2001-10-09 - i'm not trying to be patriotic. it's just the fashion victim in me.
2001-10-09 - black lungs and broken ear drums
2001-10-04 - i heart my sister, reason no. 253.
2001-10-03 - oh anxiety.
2001-10-03 - with apologies. this is lame.
2001-10-02 - movietone
2001-10-01 - lately.
2001-10-01 - october first yeah yeah yeah
2001-09-28 - siamese twin
2001-09-27 - and dear michael jackson
2001-09-27 - and. another.
2001-09-27 - phantom misanthrope, have you shaved today?
2001-09-26 - you really should sign up for nanowrimo. all the kids are doin it.
2001-09-25 - tuesday night walk about
2001-09-24 - black out freak out want out now.
2001-09-24 - sucker
2001-09-24 - stormy
2001-09-24 - i am. a. waste of time.
2001-09-22 - patrick, patron saint of thrift stores
2001-09-21 - li po. oh no.
2001-09-20 - leaving the iron on
2001-09-19 - kitchen soup heating methods.
2001-09-19 - dear dad.
2001-09-18 - meow meow and the suedes
2001-09-17 - memorial
2001-09-16 - running out of gas in 1997.
2001-09-15 - mono vs. dia
2001-09-15 - the dawning of the age of power strips and ports.
2001-09-13 - eating light.
2001-09-13 - evacuation
2001-09-13 - oh shit
2001-09-12 - love hangovers
2001-09-11 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 -
2001-09-10 - melodrama is tragic.
2001-09-10 - failed operation number one
2001-09-07 - larry and the turning point
2001-09-07 - 5
2001-09-07 - the marvelous trash compactor
2001-09-06 - los angeles
2001-09-06 - portrait of me mum
2001-09-06 - back on earth. back to waking up to alarms and riding buses and acting busy for money.
2001-09-03 - monday in san diego.
2001-09-03 - hallo i am in san dieg-o.
2001-08-31 - trip = guilt trip
2001-08-30 - mouth pain
2001-08-30 - goddamn finnish ladies and evil columnists
2001-08-30 - extraction
2001-08-30 - the ghost world experience
2001-08-28 - freckle constellation
2001-08-28 - cakes.
2001-08-28 - attack
2001-08-27 - ashland is hot and sulphury.
2001-08-24 - lions and antelopes and bloodthirstiness on 14th street
2001-08-24 - it's the kind where you don't want to wake up but when you do you feel like crying.
2001-08-23 - battery street
2001-08-22 - xray vision
2001-08-22 - the twenty-year old afghan that is causing this midlife midlife crisis.
2001-08-21 - two rolls of pictures and jean seberg in me bathtub
2001-08-20 - time capsule: 1996
2001-08-20 - weekend in rewind. (grape soda hath scorned me.)
2001-08-17 - i heart my baby.
2001-08-17 - it was bound to happen sooner or later.
2001-08-16 - it's your birthday. and elvis died on this day too.
2001-08-14 - your benefits plan
2001-08-13 - el fin de semana
2001-08-10 - brit-pop
2001-08-10 - tooth ache
2001-08-09 - club lubbly underwater
2001-08-09 - 8:00 wednesday
2001-08-08 - san o and aqua lung
2001-08-07 - aversion therapy
2001-08-07 - trading fluorescent lights and tendonitis for..
2001-08-03 - jean michel fled the state and now i'm good friends with his mum
2001-08-03 - end of week 2.
2001-08-02 - does your heart come with a plastic case?
2001-08-01 - yay. i may developing the beginnings of kissing fever?
2001-07-31 - winter vs. summer, depending on the construction paper cut-out.
2001-07-31 - black holes and telephones
2001-07-30 - counting on one hand. no, two.
2001-07-30 - anatomy of the first part of my sunday.
2001-07-27 - i always liked robots.
2001-07-26 - scowling at sidewalk, or calvin johnson you're dancing on my heart.
2001-07-25 - guitar underwater
2001-07-25 - i'm really sorry. i think i'm going to be terribly emo for a while.
2001-07-24 - i hate the library.
2001-07-23 - i am still in portland. although this time i feel kind of wilty and ready for east bay fog.
2001-07-22 - i am in portland and there are wee hearts and stars twirlin 'bout my head right now.
2001-07-20 - because there is no television i have a hard time being distracted from these things.
2001-07-20 - shampoo
2001-07-19 - being crafty in apartment twenty.
2001-07-19 - my poet friend
2001-07-18 - le fou
2001-07-17 - monday night bowling, ow!
2001-07-16 - music does make plants grow faster
2001-07-13 - whine whine i think there is something sinister goin on in my brain.
2001-07-11 - minnie cat hair and kelly hair and whose hair is this in my goddamn macaroni and cheese?
2001-07-10 - i want to come up to visit but am so wishy washy about the dates.
2001-07-10 - a secret. and i think your underwear is in my sock drawer.
2001-07-10 - the robot friends network.
2001-07-09 - haunted blue suitcase and the ghost letters that fly out.
2001-07-06 - slide show
2001-07-05 - i am so mad my sister and i are 500 miles apart because hot diggety we could be eating gelato right now.
2001-07-05 - 2.5.
2001-07-03 - in eleven hours, forty-four minutes, i will be a quarter of a decade old.
2001-07-02 - at the cafe. for maybe eight minutes.
2001-06-29 - friday flip up day
2001-06-27 - wednesday wedding day takes a turn for wednesday iwanttogotobed day.
2001-06-27 - punk rock romeo and the lost ring of his true love
2001-06-26 - oh we're bowlin and it has nothing at all to do with captain eo.
2001-06-25 - sweet bag named margaret.
2001-06-25 - sunday dismal sunday
2001-06-22 - fuck.
2001-06-21 - anne frank/meow meow
2001-06-21 - oh i ma a brat and i wrote this for you to send me flowers.
2001-06-20 - meow meow's leave of absence
2001-06-19 - saturday at the backyard party
2001-06-19 - 3(2x + y) -(mo)(pdx) + 34(d) = bad.
2001-06-15 - the landlord is a mean one. i can tell.
2001-06-15 - 28 days. 30 days. 31 days. and then it stops.
2001-06-15 - before and after. a case study. this is before, although i must say my punctuation is impeccable.
2001-06-14 - what would conan do?
2001-06-14 - but if there were accompanying music i would like it to be the song from the golden girls. i love the golden girls.
2001-06-14 - the day jenny got the ol' rub-a-dub on the bus.
2001-06-13 - is that a hot flash or lottery fever?
2001-06-13 - this comples is brought to you by st vincent de paul
2001-06-13 - lunchbreak is a heartbreak.
2001-06-12 - this morning. my headphones are buggin me and no one's callin back.
2001-06-11 - petition
2001-06-11 - sewing dresses part 2.
2001-06-11 - those infections are starting to talk to me and they have funny accents.
2001-06-10 - saturday at the lake
2001-06-08 - drinkin oh yeah
2001-06-07 - the nice man i met on oxford.
2001-06-07 - o 1967-era butterwick pattern, i love you!
2001-06-07 - the dream that took up an hour while i should have been taking a shower.
2001-06-06 - the capital R that was around when i wrote this entry.
2001-06-06 - i got summer in my hot pants.
2001-06-06 - dream dream dream dream
2001-06-05 - meow.
2001-06-05 - o van, thy name is skeletor
2001-06-05 - my sister brakes for complex conversions of atp
2001-06-01 - there is this really bad analogy to math equations. and then a really bad analogy to woody allen. and i am sorry, alvie singer, for taking your name in vain.
2001-06-01 - in paradise there will be my sweet sister iron chef.
2001-05-30 - bad habits are rad.
2001-05-30 - a little too much guanine.
2001-05-30 - coats closet
2001-05-29 - 'she was also one of bette midler's dancers.'
2001-05-29 - is it really tuesdsay because it feels so much like a monday.
2001-05-25 - oh my heart.
2001-05-25 - cross my heart with a big flaming w
2001-05-25 - cleaning a fish
2001-05-24 - richard simoons wouldn't do a thing like that, i am sure of it.
2001-05-24 - your square roots are showing.
2001-05-23 - happy anniversary
2001-05-23 - could you please speak into the microphone?
2001-05-22 - dag that toof infection.
2001-05-22 - peanut butter skin
2001-05-21 - would you be flo or vera?
2001-05-21 - ick vill mine fehrkle.
2001-05-21 - sunday at fort mcgee
2001-05-17 - patron saint of polaroid lost souls
2001-05-17 - flying under the radar in spring of ninety-eight
2001-05-17 - maybe i should be eating more vegetables.
2001-05-15 - hindsight erases all the rough parts.
2001-05-15 - well. yeah.
2001-05-14 - my aunt. offered these dimples like a bouquet of flowers.
2001-05-14 - ink
2001-05-10 - before. and after.
2001-05-10 - polaroid 2
2001-05-09 - ghetto tattoos, 1998
2001-05-09 - pink hearts and toothbrushes. clean tubs and toilets.
2001-05-08 - polaroids
2001-05-08 - d is for dilettant, d is for dad
2001-05-07 - i think wallflowers are pretty.
2001-05-02 - el cerrito you are neato.
2001-05-02 - it was not meant to be a horror film.
2001-05-01 - antiseptic
2001-04-30 - calculations.
2001-04-30 - i heart dirt.
2001-04-27 - tent hings on friday that aren't very important.
2001-04-26 - lots of liquor inside that cave.
2001-04-26 - out, damned spot. out i say.
2001-04-25 - slumberpartyyou'reinvited!
2001-04-25 - do i put this in your sandwich and ask you to take a bite?
2001-04-24 - it's just not a good idea. and you are riding your bike home.
2001-04-24 - at this very minute. this is the way things are.
2001-04-23 - two more months, rah rah rah
2001-04-23 - our lady of the perpetual blush.
2001-04-20 - who do you think that is slingin all those lightning bolts?
2001-04-18 - you can have all my black jelly beans.
2001-04-17 - the rapture.
2001-04-16 - un-easter
2001-04-13 - all that pushing and pulling
2001-04-12 - lunch break trauma. we dance now.
2001-04-12 - stretchety stretch goes that heart.
2001-04-11 - the A should look like this. the W, this.
2001-04-11 - the shop windows aren't haunted. it's just that i seem to be a ghost.
2001-04-10 - meowsy sings the blues
2001-04-10 - portland ladies read this please!
2001-04-10 - when are napkins feminine?
2001-04-09 - there is a big orange chair in my kitchen now.
2001-04-06 - you can't even get the top of my head wet, let alone anything else.
2001-04-05 - i'm giving you advice. let's go play frisbee.
2001-04-05 - toxic girl hearts meow meow
2001-04-04 - san francisco
2001-04-03 - friday, march 30
2001-04-03 - sunday, april first.
2001-03-29 - house show at the mcgee house
2001-03-29 - the scary parental olympics.
2001-03-27 - worry number 42,988
2001-03-26 - zombie love-in.
2001-03-23 - the north pole will be reported missing.
2001-03-23 - joe brainard, you drew my heart in that painting.
2001-03-23 - dodgeball vs. german dodgeball.
2001-03-22 - hair
2001-03-22 - one times
2001-03-22 - grandma with the white hair and my super tough sister.
2001-03-21 - house in olympia
2001-02-20 - first day of spring.
2001-03-15 - typist tyrranical
2001-03-15 - sleep and parking lots.
2001-03-15 - calvin johnson and brown sugar: oh so sweet in a devilish way.
2001-03-14 - portland
2001-03-14 - boo blue
2001-03-14 - list. kelly. squishies.
2001-03-13 - this is a genetic experiment.
2001-03-13 - gap tooth lady walkin down the street. you're the kind of lady i would like to meet.
2001-03-13 - oh wow. did i say that?
2001-03-12 - to meow meow
2001-03-12 - is it because it's monday?
2001-03-09 - 3358
2001-03-09 - musical dust
2001-03-09 - johnny and june
2001-03-09 - full moons
2001-03-08 - laundry money that never makes it to the washer/dryer.
2001-03-08 - bob dylan and donovan and my mom at the gas station
2001-03-07 - royal aristocrat take me.
2001-03-06 - i, claustrophobe.
2001-03-06 - jeff mangum, why must you strike me with your heartbreak lightning?
2001-03-06 - escaping from my mouth and nose in tight coils.
2001-03-05 - a kelly for the new millennium
2001-03-05 - the college of engineering loves tiffany!
2001-03-02 - friday high-day.
2001-03-02 - the extremely disheveled man apparently does not recognize friendly redheaded girls in his universe.
2001-03-02 - toilets and horses and what you wrote in marker on my belly.
2 o' march - it isn't a piece of astroturf, but i think it might do the trick.
2001-03-01 - hand-iwork. hand-some.
2001-03-01 - setting up bivouac next to the vitamins
2001-02-28 - in the sun i have goose bumps
2001-02-28 - windy day
2001-02-28 - thoughts are moths in a funny way. they smell like old books and electricity.
2001-02-27 - the camp israel connection
2001-02-27 - my right ons!
2001-02-26 - raymond james sontag
2001-02-26 - royal pathway to the unconscious is paved with charm bracelets and razor blades
2001-02-23 - beat happening phantom box set
2001-02-23 - eighty
2001-02-22 - for owen.
2001-02-22 - how do you feel about flannel sheets?
2001-02-21 - kell-kell why are you so far away?
2001-02-21 - ghost in the copy machine.
2001-02-21 - my road trip part one.
2001-02-21 - rain
2001-02-20 - lunch (heart/sky/sidewalk) break.
2001-02-16 - i'm goin nuts. and i don't have any kleenex.
2001-02-15 - to johnny sandwich
2001-02-15 - lunch break on the steps
2001-02-15 - office inspired poetry that is pretty awful bad.
2001-02-14 - diaryland love. my heart is so full i can bleed hot chocolate.
2001-02-14 - february.
2001-02-14 - valentine oh valentine.
2001-02-13 - guiseppe must be in a rock band. we're talkin codpieces.
2001-02-12 - well geez.
2001-02-12 - i am so on the job. i am such a with it kid. want me to take a memo?
2001-02-09 - interview with a vampire. kind of. not really.
2001-02-09 - thank you, too.
2001-02-07 - epiphanies and somethin about taxis.
2001-02-05 - my boys are leaving and i'm getting a bit nervous.
2001-02-05 - a humble apology.
2001-02-01 - so if karma serves me, i will get lung cancer, but i won't have to get a tracheotomy.
2001-01-31 - summer fell out of the sky onto that patch of grass at the foot of sproul hall.
2001-01-31 - my new best friend ray. spelled r-a.
2001-01-26 - jennetics
2001-01-25 - ketchup or catsup?
2001-01-17 - captive pirate in my bedroom.
2001-01-13 - three rooms.
2001-01-13 - to do list
2001-01-10 - why i wanted to skin my cat, or, norma made gumbo last night: a critical study of why i am such a bloomin idiot.
2001-01-04 - sebastian the primavera.
2001-01-04 - mermaids in kinko's.
2001-01-04 - my dad got me this ring. i love it because it is so imperfect.
2001-01-02 - new yeAR's eve
2000-12-28 - spitting like a boy
2000-12-25 - disneyland 1995
christmas eve - christmas eve
2000-12-23 - san diego
2000-12-21 - code word: sam.
2000-12-20 - where should i go?
2000-12-20 - kelly is home.
2000-12-15 - thursday. (and my funeral)
2000-12-12 - curs-ed library.
2000-12-07 - 3358 24th street
2000-12-07 - awful evil cramps that make me hate boys all the more because they just don't know what it's like. having this steel trap inside you that is all rusty and hurts and bleeds bleeds bleeds.
2000-12-06 - last night i was in a snow globe
2000-12-05 - for the love of calvin.
2000-12-05 - 'defuse the bomb and scheming'
2000-12-04 - :::::::: ::::::::: ::::::::::::: ::::
2000-12-04 - oo00oo0o.
2000-12-01 - no, rilly it's me, it's just that my nose has turned into something of the melon family.
2000-11-29 - aline i wrote about you right here.
2000-11-28 - guerrilla comics
2000-11-27 - post thanksgiving not really brit pop hollywood yuckiness.
2000-11-23 - and what if we did kick the frozen turkey around like a soccer ball?
2000-11-21 - what i will be thankful for.
2000-11-20 - october 1, 1987: dear diary, today i start my new image.
2000-11-20 - why i love my dad.
2000-11-15 - 'and from that puddle erupted a sea'
2000-11-14 - how
2000-11-13 - i wish i could go more into this because now this is just a shell of an entry and it really isn't very interesting.
2000-11-13 - november 13.
2000-11-10 - my bad haircut and why i've been neglecting all the important things.
2000-11-07 - tuesday.
2000-11-05 - saturday night in the basement on irving.
2000-11-02 - jason's birthday.
2000-11-01 - november first and there aren;t any saints around.
2000-10-31 - i can swing my hair around if i really want to!
2000-10-30 - *
2000-10-27 - twenty-seven
2000-10-26 - halloweenie
2000-10-26 - the world of you is made of atoms and molecules
2000-10-26 - crushcrash
2000-10-25 - the old man is snoring and i'm drinkin soda at bloody 10 in the morning.
2000-10-24 - michael got abducted by aliens and all i got was this stupid t-shirt.
2000-10-23 - wind
2000-10-20 - owen.
2000-10-18 - almost calling in sick, or why i am a freak.
2000-10-17 - kansas
2000-10-17 - html and me are buddies.
2000-10-17 - dig those crazy primates.
2000-10-16 - fake earthquakes and robots and why these things scare me.
2000-10-15 - you seem to have caught me at a bad time.
2000-10-12 - road trip to the sand dunes on the moon
2000-10-11 - shyness is not nice.
2000-10-10 - computers
2000-10-09 - losing my business.
2000-10-06 - why do all the important things fly out the window?
2000-10-05 - i don't even pay taxes.
2000-10-05 - ho hum. heavy on the ho.
2000-10-04 - calvin and richard and ianthe
2000-10-03 - calvin johnson pee my pants
2000-10-02 - santa cruz/retarded kid fashion
2000-10-02 - calvin case no. 1
2000-10-02 - summer lovin and the threat of fish tacos.
2000-09-28 - first entry
