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2001-10-19 || 1:51 p.m. || i think i need an overhead projector. || i am so nervous. charts and graphs and mathematical formulas are being arranged. notes are typewritten on three-by-five cards. boiling it all down to statistics and probability, proofs and equations, i am so willing to throw all dignity out the window as long as you'll sit and pay attention. i am going to say 'now just hear me out.' i've never said that before. i am going to say 'you see that chart 1 reflects my mental stability. you'll notice that the time we were together indicates a low point, brought on by such factors as losing friends to portland and several components of low self esteem. however, as you can see in the thirteenth projectile, there has been a marked rapid increase of mental stability in the past few months, bringing me up to a highly satisfactory level of desirability. the evidence illustrates an ample quantity of brilliant girlfriend material. ' i think i need an overhead projector. there is a forecast for disaster but i am gathering my documents anyway. guestbook || notes || archives || profile || photos || d-land |