2011-03-18 - From the future
2008-02-06 - in loving memory of dawn wiener
2008-01-16 - joan of arc
2007-11-27 - of late
2007-11-17 - very much like edie beale
2007-11-02 - november 2
2007-10-30 - october 30
2007-10-13 - in spain
2007-09-23 - i don't have insurance. we don't have a house.
2007-09-03 - checking in.
2007-08-24 - i can't keep up with the likes of them.
2007-07-29 - the suitor
2007-07-10 - no news is just kind of no news i guess.
2007-07-10 - no news is just kind of no news i guess.
2007-06-12 - and i like the wave that accompanies the horn honking. i like unlocking the door and saying hello, how was your day?
2007-06-08 - insulated
2007-06-01 - how much does it cost canadian to send a year to the states?
2007-05-31 - so sorry.
2007-05-09 - lull in the itinerary
2007-04-19 - i love spencer tracy.
2007-04-04 - answering machine
2007-04-04 - -
2007-03-28 - part of a trip to san francisco
2007-02-28 - in response to the interoffice email Re:Re:Re: "I totally just ate somebody's yogurt"
2007-02-22 - seven minutes in heaven with j.f.
2007-02-22 - and all of the actresses looked like my aunties
2007-02-19 - item!
2007-02-12 - 10 february 2007
2007-02-12 - crisp
2007-02-06 - don't let it in
2007-02-04 - i kind of hate sundays
2007-02-02 - when little richard took over the work day
2007-01-22 - and the young beautiful actress was absolutely captivating.
2007-01-17 - i miss j.f.
2007-01-16 - snow day
2006-12-26 - planting a seed
2006-12-19 - because i'm at work and a lot of people aren't and i'm tired of putting in the effort, really.
2006-12-06 - like jesus in a way if you think about it.
2006-12-02 - in december
2006-12-01 - boy in tighty blackies on stark street, 11:50 p.m.
2006-11-13 - overture
2006-11-06 - preliminary photos of the evening in question
2006-10-30 - end prologue.
2006-10-28 - to pony
2006-10-26 - things to worry about in the key of whine
2006-10-24 - lunch specials on university avenue
2006-10-19 - terribly concerned for the welfare of my dentals.
2006-10-16 - conversation in the laundromat with a seven-year-old boy.
2006-10-04 - office friend from the netherworld
2006-09-25 - cold feet, burning ears
2006-09-22 - update
2006-09-14 - lovey.
2006-09-12 - telephone telepathy
2006-09-11 - too much salt n pepa for my taste.
2006-09-06 - Giddy from jet lag.
2006-09-06 - Wellington
2006-09-06 - Auckland
2006-09-06 - Melbourne
2006-09-06 - Adelaide
2006-09-06 - Sydney
2006-09-06 - Brisbane
2006-09-04 - labor day
2006-08-19 - he ate ketchup with his egsg. he wore sunglasses all through breakfast.
2006-08-14 - alexander calder circus
2006-08-09 - i'm really going to hug a koala.
2006-08-04 - he doesn't really answer.
2006-08-01 - bird to baby
2006-07-26 - crow's feet
2006-07-26 - she didn't have a very hearty handshake.
2006-07-25 - -
2006-07-18 - down under gone asunder
2006-07-10 - the bejewelled turban
2006-07-09 - the apartment's so lonely now.
2006-07-06 - .
2006-06-23 - i kind of like bud, too.
2006-06-19 - break
2006-06-18 - and we are obsessed with bigfoot.
2006-06-12 - kelly, i stole the robin's egg blue jacket.
2006-06-04 - mom
2006-05-25 - the healing force of the four of us
2006-05-20 - here comes trouble
2006-05-16 - you are crowned the skate king
2006-05-15 - make your headlines pack a punch!
2006-05-08 - my office is a photo booth.
2006-05-01 - if this is it
2006-04-27 - for all your nanotechnology needs
2006-04-23 - it reached in the seventies today. i saw so many girls in short shorts.
2006-04-17 - this is what it feels like to get engaged.
2006-04-12 - states are just puzzle pieces.
2006-04-07 - heisser sommer
2006-03-29 - owen and the oc
2006-03-28 - the ant whisperer
2006-03-23 - between you and me: not unaccustomed to high heels
2006-03-17 - continental drift
2006-03-13 - i was going to suggest roller skating.
2006-03-11 - cleaning house
2006-02-26 - auntie lor wielding a knife
2006-02-26 - in the basement in chicago
2006-02-26 - world champion
2006-02-19 - february 19, 2006
2006-02-18 - questions answered by song and anecdote
2006-02-12 - friends and neighbors.
2006-02-06 - my mom turns 60 this weekend.
2006-02-06 - green thumb gives the middle finger
2006-01-30 - it will be affixed to my office wall. people will say "oh" when they see it.
2006-01-29 - it's your birthday, michael bland.
2006-01-25 - in praise of brief bouts of over-the-top gushing.
2006-01-15 - little nadju
2006-01-14 - news and olds
2006-01-05 - all my girls
2006-01-03 - the list
2005-12-29 - locking into place. at least for the next twenty minutes.
2005-12-28 - king kong and narnia spoiler alert.
2005-12-27 - december 26th gives me horrible indigestion.
2005-12-25 - merry christmas, merry christmas.
2005-12-23 - kind of catholic.
2005-12-19 - my ren faire.
2005-12-14 - catching up.
2005-12-11 - i feel like i know holden caulfield a little better.
2005-12-09 - for forty-four dollars a day, i can:
2005-12-08 - not pictured:
2005-12-04 - i would otherwise erase this but haven't written in a while.
2005-11-27 - thanks and giving
2005-11-24 - brian of my heart.
2005-11-17 - the price
2005-11-17 - the donkeys
2005-11-12 - are you in need of a duet?
2005-11-10 - tea in the morning. decaf in the afternoon. aisle seats only.
2005-11-05 - ashamed and faintly nauseated.
2005-11-04 - making friends in crosswalks.
2005-11-04 - i know your social security number.
2005-11-02 - nog
2005-10-30 - vision quest 2K5
2005-10-23 - "i think his name was Freebird."
2005-10-18 - pinhole camera family portrait, october 2005
2005-10-13 - this sort of thing, i am certain, will be my undoing.
2005-10-13 - and lookin for a happy hour
2005-10-13 - and she most certainly doesn't go by any permutation of the name jennifer.
november october spawned a monster
2005-10-10 - on the matter of sweating to the oldies
2005-10-04 - but today is better.
2005-09-25 - our lady of plastic bags and puncture wounds
2005-09-23 - best lady friend.
2005-09-21 - happy hour solo mission: completed.
2005-09-20 - in need of a pet psychic.
2005-09-19 - i left my heart (does that every get old?)
2005-09-13 - c-l-a-y
2005-09-11 - "i love this song."
2005-09-07 - when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves jennifer garner, and owen shows up as prince
2005-09-05 - welcome to portland.
2005-08-31 - a horsey girl speaks.
2005-09-01 - bcm, you are my bronzed coffee god.
2005-08-29 - their first song as husband and wife was 'don't stop believin' by journey.
2005-08-24 - captain creepy: the commercial
2005-08-23 - nautical observation
2005-08-19 - simplifying
2005-08-17 - calcification
2005-08-15 - to review:
2005-08-12 - compare and contrast
2005-08-12 - family resemblance
2005-08-09 - but my plies and releves are fantastic!
2005-08-05 - notes to self
2005-08-03 - bill and beth: the love!
2005-07-29 - holy shoot, dude!
2005-07-23 - the case of the free shoes and grandma with the white hair.
2005-07-22 - portland diorama
2005-07-20 - the psychic connection!! ! ! !
2005-07-19 - oh it blows.
2005-07-17 - 1984: my pediatrician could count two hundred on my face alone.
2005-07-13 - presently closing all windows; hiding under a table.
2005-07-13 - cheese and whine
2005-07-12 - "are there actual fountains, honey?"
2005-07-08 - yours and mine vs. ours.
2005-07-04 - red white and blaine!
2005-07-01 - when she has the fringed boots and quiver of arrows
2005-06-30 - raspberry-stained fingers,
2005-06-27 - nothin but slim jims and tang.
2005-06-27 - i always wanted to play the rock flute!
2005-06-25 - button.
2005-06-22 - where good friends and girls meet
2005-06-19 - ....and SCENE
2005-06-16 - .
2005-06-14 - it'll get better.
2005-06-12 - my dad's a marine biologist.
2005-06-08 - so classy.
2005-06-04 - update, or: michael made me move my horse collection from the kitchen shelf today.
2005-06-01 - will write soon.
2005-05-26 - oh. ohhhh!!!
2005-05-20 - joining the vast leagues of the unemployed
2005-05-18 - ladies who linner.
2005-05-18 - dear diary.
2005-05-13 - toppling
2005-05-10 - MANLY! WILDER!
2005-05-09 - the mind of a monster
2005-05-04 - the days leading
2005-05-02 - things are happening.
2005-04-26 - april 25th has become a holiday
2005-04-25 - happy birthday, happy birthday
2005-04-23 - the morning after the night before
2005-04-20 - bargaining for free showers at the kramer junction truck stop
2005-04-18 - the mojave 2
2005-04-15 - "Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp"
2005-04-08 - week in review
2005-04-06 - a sure sign.
2005-03-31 - longo
2005-03-29 - "tapdancing in the moonlight" was our hit number.
2005-03-29 - and you, steven segal, don't you ever feel like you're gonna barf?
2005-03-25 - note to spiders: don't read this.
2005-03-25 - lyman ward needs a hug.
2005-03-23 - covert operations
2005-03-21 - brut cologne forever
2005-03-19 - mommy dearest
2005-03-17 - ungh.
2005-03-14 - skeksis vs. mystics: mystics win!
2005-03-12 - stalling. or: because once on myspace is not enough.
2005-03-10 - shaka brahs all around.
2005-03-09 - uh-oh.
2005-03-09 - mental note delivery service
2005-03-09 - a stamp on the best of intentions
2005-03-09 - we could bring lawn chairs and see if he's the type to cheat.
2005-03-06 - brian, international crotch-shot contest winner.
2005-03-05 - clouds parting and all that
2005-03-04 - shopping spree
2005-03-01 - katherine hand catherine wheel
2005-03-01 - i am a cinematographer
2005-02-28 - 433 miles away
2005-02-28 - south natchez
2005-02-26 - our joe.
2005-02-22 - for lack of a good title
2005-02-20 - -
2005-02-17 - hello young lovers, wherever you are
2005-02-15 - crooked rain crooked rain
2005-02-10 - to rival the famed ashworth pancake hamburger sandwich of 1999.
2005-02-07 - .
2005-02-07 - ... for the painfully good-looking.
2005-02-04 - friday night in my room. i laughed til no sound came out.
2005-02-02 - the nature sense
2005-01-31 - the old man retires.
2005-01-31 - 19-hour party people, perhaps.
2005-01-26 - sequence of events
2005-01-25 - stalling. or: you could skip over this one, sorry.
2005-01-23 - honeywell elmo and mister kool
2005-01-21 - muscle memory
2005-01-21 - lunch break no. 973
2005-01-19 - a - z so sorry.
2005-01-18 - office humor so not funny to anyone else but me, or: nerdin it up with the online help desk!
2005-01-16 - the madame
2005-01-16 - cuckoo titanic pit bull
2005-01-16 - quality time.
2005-01-12 - on the matter of benjamin bratt
2005-01-10 - self check-out?
2005-01-05 - in fullerton, 1996
2005-01-04 - NYE recap and resolution! more ghost sex!
2005-01-04 - damn it, wes anderson.
2005-01-01 - gimme pizza.
2004-12-31 - lame new year's inspired entry number one.
2004-12-28 - note to self
2004-12-28 - purgatory
2004-12-27 - monday in san diego
2004-12-23 - holiday magic
2004-12-23 - laugh in
2004-12-23 - christmas eve eve
2004-12-21 - a day in the life of a sisterly email string
2004-12-21 - walk.
2004-12-19 - o the season of the holiday parties. and. not to kiss and tell or anything:
2004-12-17 - mama, don't let your babies grow up to be tortoise wranglers.
2004-12-15 - the year in review. so sorry.
2004-12-15 - brian: "is he s or g? i can't tell with these oakland boys."
2004-12-15 - weep with me.
2004-12-12 - the morning after the fourth annual santa lucia party
2004-12-11 - AND he like AFV!!!! i am swooning.
2004-12-09 - falling into the swing of things
2004-12-04 - cruisin part deux
2004-12-03 - we're cruising!
2004-11-26 - friday night
2004-11-26 - secret secret
2004-11-23 - and he has a beard!
2004-11-20 - top of the pops!
2004-11-18 - because i can't seem to write in complete sentences.
2004-11-11 - on a wednesday night no less.
2004-11-08 - who's come to call?
2004-11-08 - monday madness, or five-minute procrastination part one.
2004-11-06 - L.N. breakdown.
2004-11-04 - wednesday: haircut
2004-11-03 - tuesday: dentist
2004-11-01 - monday: homework.
2004-10-26 - it is a tough habit to break.
2004-10-25 - afterschool special!
2004-10-22 - vovvvvv v v v.
2004-10-20 - at night.
2004-10-16 - o drunken diaryland entry!!
2004-10-14 - exhumations
2004-10-10 - o saturday in october!
2004-10-07 - on sickness and romantical possibilities
2004-10-05 - the beef done got married.
2004-10-01 - i can't remember what his arms spelled out.
2004-09-30 - me most favorite dah
2004-09-26 - perfect day.
2004-09-24 - the ISBN number that brought it all down.
2004-09-17 - afternoon memo
2004-09-17 - -
2004-09-16 - reason no. 698 to love and adore brian murphy
2004-09-14 - fifteen minutes of hott cricket on cricket action. or waves! or a babbling brook!
2004-09-12 - all the shoes in the hallway.
2004-09-09 - catching up.
2004-09-06 - best.picture.ever.
2004-09-01 - roadie slide show.
2004-08-21 - the tiny balloon of wonderful in the middle of everything.
2004-08-20 - the wake.
2004-08-17 - my littlest uncle.
2004-08-14 - i am on floor five. i am standing on a footstool somewhere in the 700's.
2004-08-14 - from the desk of estrogen and progesterone, party promotion extraordinaires.
2004-08-13 - the extended visitor
2004-08-13 - chorizo cha cha
2004-08-12 - textbook of anatomy and physiology
2004-08-06 - open letter in the name of my mullet.
2004-08-04 - extreme wrestling and the call for the quintessential vegan hot dog.
2004-07-28 - one side of a secret invitation.
2004-07-25 - happy birthday, mrs. timberlake
2004-07-21 - goodbye, montana.
2004-07-16 - thank you, r.b.
2004-07-13 - the sky is falling the sky is falling
2004-07-04 - ask me about the ghost unicorn!! !! !
2004-06-30 - KELLY HAND, REPORTING IN
2004-06-29 - "why are there cops with rifles on the building across the street?"
2004-06-25 - friday night party of one
2004-06-21 - seattle: satan's little hut.
2004-06-21 - checking in
2004-06-16 - and.
2004-06-14 - devil, thy name is directv
2004-06-07 - least likely to...
2004-06-07 - jenny & june
2004-06-03 - finding purpose! falling into the neurotic habits! long live paper magazine circa 1991!
2004-06-02 - coincidence? i think neigh.
2004-05-31 - boys boys boys oh.
2004-05-31 - meow and the drunks
2004-05-26 - and there's no running water for 40 miles. honestly.
2004-05-24 - adaption/evolution
2004-05-23 - my kelly and snow
2004-05-21 - and he makes coffee for me on saturday mornings.
2004-05-19 - monday morning vacation
2004-05-12 - habit
2004-05-09 - end.
2004-05-05 - the office
matt simon, class of 94. throwing my arms up and looking elsewhere
2004-04-29 - memory game
2004-04-21 - to edit. don't look.
2004-04-15 - .
2004-04-10 - swallowing something very hard and pretending it's not stuck in my stomach.
2004-04-06 - anger management
2004-04-01 - thursday night activities
2004-03-25 - rotting teeth and letters
2004-03-23 - newsletter
2004-03-19 - friday high five.
2004-03-17 - afghan i love you
2004-03-17 - body like a machine, body like a minefield
2004-03-16 - trading in spring for summer
2004-03-11 - i want to be alone.
2004-03-04 - oh.
2004-03-03 - in photographs. under wrists.
2004-02-26 - at the prospect of buying vowels
2004-02-23 - a wolf with a crown on his head.
2004-02-23 - all that water.
2004-02-19 - you vs. natural disasters.
2004-02-17 - tuesday
2004-02-16 - valentine's day.
2004-02-14 - friday the 13th
2004-02-10 - oh my valentine!
2004-02-06 - i can't think very straight. my head feels funny i got the shakes.
2004-02-05 - a nighttime blooming
2004-02-04 - . .
2004-02-03 - w-a-r
2004-01-30 - brother jason and the ghosts
2004-01-28 - back in order
2004-01-20 - does the shoe fit? how bout those pants?
2004-01-16 - and i wasn't even on the list.
2004-01-15 - how i love my kelly
2004-01-12 - lost: one naked lady connect the dots
2004-01-08 - 11,609 minutes and counting.
2004-01-02 - hair
2003-12-28 - a photobooth picture for every year.
2003-12-28 - pourin out some of my forty
2003-12-26 - oh christmas.
2003-12-21 - december 21
2003-12-19 - rest in peace, sweet scooter.
2003-12-18 - oh man.
2003-12-15 - and his middle name was danger.
2003-12-14 - s-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night
2003-12-10 - the deep end is right there. i'm waving at it.
2003-12-10 - knocked out
2003-12-09 - december 9, 2003
2003-12-06 - and you should see the bed head i be rockin.
2003-12-05 - question!
2003-12-04 - he was wearing a BOW. TIE.
2003-12-03 - masculin photo booth sidewalk
2003-12-01 - oc og
2003-11-24 - just skip this one
2003-11-24 - pirate birthday!!!!
2003-11-19 - sedimentary layers
2003-11-19 - for the love of correspondence courses.
2003-11-18 - soundtrack and pause
2003-11-16 - pretending it's 1993.
2003-11-12 - in times of war or fatigue
2003-11-12 - neenay's birthday is november 14.
2003-11-09 - oh i miss you.
2003-11-08 - the building where i got my tooth pulled, jeff and thea, and dead cats
2003-11-08 - saturday so sorry.
2003-11-06 - the dragon lady hand
2003-11-06 - but that little friend of yours didn't actually take off my party dress.
2003-11-06 - san diego.
2003-11-04 - mandy.
2003-11-02 - oh the healing power of moustaches
2003-10-31 - moustache rides
2003-10-29 - secret trip
2003-10-24 - tongue-tied and eagle-eyed
2003-10-15 - dinner conversation
2003-10-15 - i am doctor dorkenstein.
2003-10-12 - predictions for number thirty-four
2003-10-10 - friday fallday
2003-10-04 - clutter
2003-10-03 - i want my tea parties to be just like that.
2003-09-30 - dude, karen, that's totally your husband.
2003-09-24 - betwixt and beTWEEn
2003-09-22 - anchors.
2003-09-19 - summer of 03.
2003-09-18 - 1973
2003-09-18 - this is kelly. jenny said "write something about MEEE"
2003-09-16 - like the shriners! more so than you would imagine!
2003-09-16 - the amazing flying pierogis
2003-09-15 - side shows of berkeley.
2003-09-12 - friday observations:
2003-09-10 - with busted booths and empty bakery cases
2003-09-07 - state park restrooms.
2003-09-03 - giving it a name or just letting it go.
2003-09-03 - dante's inferno and house of cribs
2003-09-02 - everything falling right into place.
2003-08-28 - it was a fake twenty dollar bill. with jim's contact info on the front.
2003-08-27 - pssst.
2003-08-27 - and he plays a sweet keytar.
2003-08-26 - designated places to lie down in grass
2003-08-25 - ungh.
2003-08-19 - who knew 1947 could be so damn sassy?
2003-08-19 - ramona quimby age 8 is definitely a suspect.
2003-08-16 - like a hall of famous people, but more important.
2003-08-15 - the mysterious number 12.
2003-08-15 - and egon is missing. pray for him, ay.
2003-08-12 - gone fishin'
2003-08-11 - this is kelly. it is late.
2003-08-10 - the high duchess of
2003-08-10 - sunday call from my brother.
2003-08-08 - 27 years, one month, 7 days.
2003-08-06 - and there was something about moving where the babes are.
2003-08-06 - hard to detect. harder to fix.
2003-08-04 - the oc is not just a show you know.
2003-07-31 - today i was told i was first runner-up for position of godmother.
2003-07-30 - oh.
2003-07-29 - dear mister bland,
2003-07-27 - are the days getting shorter or are you getting older
2003-07-24 - take this job and shove it, stupid state of california
2003-07-22 - flotsam and jetsam and coronary displacement
2003-07-21 - orange hills
2003-07-21 - my cousin's wedding
2003-07-17 - staying in on wednesday night.
2003-07-15 - phantom phoooooooone!! ! ! !! !! !
2003-07-14 - countdown to the nyc
2003-07-09 - after letters fall into the bathtub and all the words dissolve away like soap.
2003-07-09 - on a wednesday. it's not even dark yet.
2003-07-08 - the amazing wonderful nicotine patch dream experiment, part one
2003-07-07 - preliminary photo from birthday madness
2003-07-06 - the butt pun is strong this evening.
2003-07-05 - sunrise sunset
2003-07-02 - resting in pieces
2003-07-01 - like a golden girls reunion.
2003-06-30 - i should have fixed my camera.
2003-06-26 - the magic eight ball never had this in mind.
2003-06-22 - just don't bring up the part about the guy in the red leather pants on the 22 fillmore.
2003-06-19 - fiction or true crime
2003-06-17 - june gloom, mummy calls it.
2003-06-15 - kimpossible!
2003-06-12 - if macgyver had to wear a bra and was terrorized by a devilcat named meow meow.
2003-06-10 - oh please exorcise these demons
2003-06-08 - o r a n g e county
2003-06-05 - grandma blues.
2003-06-03 - ohhhhhh-wen.
2003-05-30 - the desertification of kelly, by kelly.
2003-05-30 - oh for the love of my aunt mary.
2003-05-30 - hand family tattoo excursion
2003-05-29 - i heart the red. come in, red. this is your top secret lover agent.
2003-05-28 - be careful what you do with that number.
2003-05-26 - brian's birfday
2003-05-24 - one two three.
2003-05-20 - something like this:
2003-05-20 - oh my word.
2003-05-13 - hand convention
2003-05-11 - kind of like a mentos commercial.
2003-05-08 - elevator pulling along spinal cord, light bulb affixed to adam's apple
2003-05-07 - our ghosts at the house on the corner
2003-05-06 - too hot for diaryland
2003-05-01 - lint for pocket like belly button
2003-04-30 - sedimentary layers
2003-04-29 - los angeles
2003-04-29 - mummy.
2003-04-29 - episode 26
2003-04-28 - oh to be dainty and within the confines of normal sizes
2003-04-26 - bachelorette party oh.
2003-04-25 - what?
2003-04-24 - 6071 k-e-l-s-e-y
2003-04-24 - mrs. chicken needs some lovin.
2003-04-21 - brian, i thought i knew ye.
2003-04-21 - nesting
2003-04-17 - some things i feel really terrible about:
2003-04-17 - the snow people
2003-04-17 - your house is on fire what now
2003-04-15 - happy birthday dear julie
2003-04-14 - olive matty helene actualized on effing paper, man!
2003-04-12 - post-friday saturdayness, or, is it really 1:45pm?
2003-04-11 - beaumont
2003-04-10 - april ninth.
2003-04-09 - dear paige,
2003-04-05 - molly, my roommate brian calls the photo you gave me "copper top vengeance."
2003-04-04 - kelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly.
2003-04-04 - orange crushes
2003-04-03 - oh joni.
2003-03-31 - oh for crying out loud.
2003-03-28 - business.
2003-03-27 - 'you just have guilt for mentioning me in your diary. because you know it's wrong? jenn?' - o.r.a.
2003-03-24 - mama, don't let your babies grow up to be tortoise wranglers.
2003-03-24 - cuckoo
2003-03-18 - pins and needles rattles and nerves crispins and glovers
2003-03-18 - treasure hunting
2003-03-17 - and i might even pee my pants!
2003-03-13 - welcome to the hauntedheart annex!
2003-03-13 - cold blooded O T
2003-03-11 - a pictoral essay, man.
2003-03-10 - wish you were here.
2003-03-08 - hangovers and stools and boys wielding wood
2003-03-07 - thursday night with the windows open
2003-03-04 - for love of the semi-blindish date
2003-03-04 - an exercise in ex-girlfriendiness
2003-03-02 - santa cruuuuuuuise
2003-03-01 - paramount theater!!!! ! !!
2003-02-26 - and they have a cache of accessories like eyeglasses and crocheted scarves.
2003-02-25 - Better than a dog or car
2003-02-25 - fare thee well, sweet sony xplod
2003-02-23 - somehow sophia's always workin her way into my entries.
2003-02-22 - and she said something about a singing and dancing nun being somehow inappropriate.
2003-02-21 - tarot tarot
2003-02-18 - and using a brush for my hair even though it's very very short.
2003-02-12 - em ess geeeeee
2003-02-12 - pink-cheeked and disaster-ready
2003-02-12 - homeland security all up in my kitchen
2003-02-08 - with red paper hearts collecting in gutters like leaves:
2003-02-07 - i heart the red.
2003-02-05 - an-say iego-day
2003-02-03 - i just realized this is a totally stoopid entry but i am going to post it any way.
2003-01-29 - last night i dreamed you were a pony.
2003-01-23 - cuts
2003-01-22 - a really bad hand.
2003-01-22 - do you need a special license to live in a tent and own forty-seven cats?
2003-01-20 - the lagoon
2003-01-17 - eastbound traffic
2003-01-17 - fish scales and splinters and the way potato chips always taste so much better.
2003-01-16 - he's a bit skeletal. and he's still wearing those damn pants.
2003-01-16 - told from atop the very tip of the ice berg.
2003-01-15 - . . .
2003-01-14 - hello, this is your conscience. please shut the hell up.
2003-01-13 - except for the time he pushed his fist through the car door.
2003-01-12 - i'm just sitting here but it's okay because there's a meaning for everything. right?
2003-01-11 - the surreal life... on ice
2003-01-08 - and how quiet everything is. and how the ghosts get untucked from corners.
2003-01-08 - even if there were blue whales in the lake.
2003-01-07 - the writery life and how i just may fail miserably.
2003-01-06 - around and around the bay
2003-01-06 - the color red.
2003-01-03 - about 6'1" with a brown sweater and jaunty blue cap.
2003-01-02 - saving all that money and inhale-exhale but is it worth it, is it?
2003-01-02 - two-aught-two to two-aught-three.
2002-12-29 - not sure really what to write about.
2002-12-24 - christmas eve. grammy's wallet. the Box of Knitting.
2002-12-19 - "i said if he starts singing, i'll get up there and shake my booty."
2002-12-19 - city vs country. occupied vs vacant.
2002-12-16 - the kidney stone that got the ball a-rolling.
2002-12-16 - crashing through effing sam goody.
2002-12-15 - and waking up i could imagine your hands and the way your fingernails grow
2002-12-13 - predictions for the year ought three.
2002-12-12 - red light turns to blush
2002-12-11 - the case of the miniature meter maid
2002-12-10 - the seeming and the meaning of 1994.
2002-12-10 - your cabinets are distressed.
2002-12-09 - notes jotted down on a beer-soaked piece of paper late last night.
2002-12-08 - what transpired in front of the record store.
2002-12-06 - i can't even remember what she said. She.
2002-12-06 - twenty-six miles across the sea european holiday is waiting for me
2002-12-05 - twenty wrappers later and...
2002-12-05 - see, ton, i am gonna write about it.
2002-12-02 - the over-twenty-five dilemma/keith richards is not a worthwhile role model
2002-12-02 - michael swallows letters like swords.
2002-11-30 - it's a mortal Zin!
2002-11-29 - holiday, hand family style.
2002-11-27 - a) b) c)
2002-11-26 - fishing boats and barges
2002-11-26 - hello. i have a crush on you. have a nice day.
2002-11-25 - with paper like whispers, like eyelash.
2002-11-25 - the difference between being strangled and embraced
2002-11-25 - yer daughter's bleedin, man.
2002-11-21 - and he had a hat that made him look a lot like an elf.
2002-11-21 - an apology?
2002-11-20 - out of print and in the circus
2002-11-18 - the cat's eye marble with a wee blue scooter in it.
2002-11-18 - why you bustin my bwalls?
2002-11-17 - we are dancing cheek to cheek
2002-11-15 - it all comes back to the mexican wrestling mask
2002-11-14 - the view from here
2002-11-12 - 'thums up'
2002-11-12 - i don't know what the song's called but it was by the fruit bats.
2002-11-11 - trains
2002-11-11 - season passes and the month of november
2002-11-11 - when animals attack.
2002-11-09 - "are there supermarkets up there?"
2002-11-07 - ringo starr
2002-11-05 - very last will
2002-11-05 - it's just not proper
2002-11-03 - heart shaped bike chain
2002-11-02 - my meow meow.
2002-11-01 - we still need to post the missed connection with the zombie.
2002-10-31 - h a l l o w e e n
2002-10-30 - fashioned especially for big feet and broken hearts.
2002-10-29 - d i s t r a c t e d
2002-10-28 - in the nieghborhood
2002-10-28 - trying to make it fit.
2002-10-28 - lucky loonies and export As
2002-10-25 - the age of the studio apartments
2002-10-25 - box-shaped heart
2002-10-22 - georgia was the fourth state admitted to the union!
2002-10-21 - patron saint
2002-10-16 - we're goin to g e o r g i a
2002-10-15 - bath tubs and grocery stores
2002-10-14 - national novel writing month. do it with the one you love! or me! that would be okay, too!
2002-10-14 - like the umbrellas of cherbourg! but with groovy boots and holy sweaters and tupperware lunches!
2002-10-13 - the maternal instinct winding its way down 24th street.
2002-10-11 - shooting gallery!
2002-10-10 - preying mantises and dragonflies.
2002-10-08 - encyclopedia: paper diaries
2002-10-08 - a calculating kind of exhaling.
2002-10-06 - i can't keep track of my favorites anymore. i think because i don't have you around to list them for me.
2002-10-03 - perhaps it'll be what makes the sand glow at night.
2002-10-02 - sunburned by a field trip to san francisco
2002-10-01 - another one of those 'o i love my house! i love my roommates!' entries.
2002-10-01 - acrobat cat
2002-09-29 - significant objects.
2002-09-26 - anagrams and palindromes.
2002-09-25 - oh woe is me. boo hoo hoo. i am so lonely and look out so dramatically at the moon slipping into shadow.
2002-09-25 - stewart!
2002-09-25 - and when i would dream you were my sleeping shadow.
2002-09-22 - but i always make out with the mirrors at parties.
2002-09-20 - my hero! my heart! my redheaded wonder lady!
2002-09-19 - oh how i love you, sweet lynda barry. i'll try not to get snot on your collar.
2002-09-19 - on a day like this
2002-09-18 - the object of my affection...
2002-09-18 - heart attack: black white and read all over
2002-09-17 - leaving the pen and ink nest
2002-09-17 - do-not-play lists
2002-09-16 - it spells s-t-e-v-e-n
2002-09-15 - our gentle warrior has traded his fins for wings.
2002-09-13 - mrs powers and mrs lefferdink
2002-09-12 - o neglected yo-yo
2002-09-11 - dialogue by the hands!
2002-09-11 - and the first day of school used to be so good!
2002-09-11 - kindness to animals
2002-09-10 - sundays around the corner
2002-09-10 - and ben's fascination with john hinkley and joy division.
2002-09-09 - niiiight boat to caiiiiiro!! ! !
2002-09-05 - whirlwind tour of utter exhaustion.
2002-09-04 - and besides, plato's such a dummy.
2002-09-04 - just can't stop it.
2002-09-03 - terrible accident somewhere between the money-taker and stop bath.
2002-09-03 - and the part when he sings the phil spector song?
2002-09-02 - one night in my righteous house.
2002-08-30 - changing of the guard
2002-08-29 - your favorite color used to be blue.
2002-08-28 - just wondering who gave you directions.
2002-08-26 - preliminaries from the wedding. without anyone's permission.
2002-08-22 - and there is something about her voice that slices my heart to bits sometimes.
2002-08-22 - i am wearing the bright red skirt today, hope you don't mind.
2002-08-20 - wondrous things, past present future
2002-08-19 - beeeeyotch.
2002-08-14 - why i love my sister, chapter 3,693,765
2002-08-14 - wallace, idaho
2002-08-14 - missoula and its bicycles and bridges
2002-08-14 - spokane on a weekday
2002-08-12 - i am negative space
2002-08-12 - table of contents
2002-08-09 - great american west road trip story part 1
2002-08-07 - in the mood fer a little decompressing.
2002-07-30 - an-tic-i-pa-tion
2002-07-29 - pssssssssssst
2002-07-27 - o my friendlies.
2002-07-25 - seething. absolutely seething with the jealousest jealousy.
2002-07-25 - with the picture frames parallel to the horizon.
2002-07-25 - if one were seatbelted to this console.
2002-07-24 - list of obsessions for today.
2002-07-24 - if spies played keyboards and sang about rice dream.
2002-07-22 - my stomach is certainly aware of the fact.
2002-07-21 - camping, abbreviated
2002-07-21 - kelly + gun = oh. dear.
2002-07-17 - bancroft house.
2002-07-15 - the best tangle of words i have ever gotten.
2002-07-13 - more magic carpets. and my dad's shoes.
2002-07-12 - 1964
2002-07-09 - 3:12 p.m.
2002-07-09 - birthday party
2002-07-09 - a table of contents, a chair of contention
2002-07-05 - fourth of july, 2002
2002-07-03 - one more day of twenty-fiveness, doods.
2002-07-01 - my bedroom, in the easterly direction
2002-07-01 - the parallel vs the perpendicular and all that chaos in between
2002-06-29 - somehow tied to friday night
2002-06-29 - do you know your refrigerator's insides intimately?
2002-06-27 - my mother and the little company of mary
2002-06-26 - dear kellyhand, your sister is batty
2002-06-25 - anthony's hand
2002-06-24 - when i was trying to describe 1997
2002-06-22 - on the first day of summer, this is what it was like for you.
2002-06-20 - tango class. all that sassiness wasted. and the mirrors make me look very fat. and manly.
2002-06-20 - i'd like to say i'm sorry in four different languages
2002-06-19 - it's like that feeling i get when i think of my plastic horses and meow meow and grandma-with-the-white-hair's favorite shoes
2002-06-19 - my dad wears striped ties and tennis shoes.
2002-06-19 - haunted photobooth
2002-06-18 - all these motel room thoughts
2002-06-17 - my traveling companion knows what i will order for breakfast
2002-06-15 - first it was about packing and then it turned into crazy meow meow love. i heart my meow meow.
2002-06-15 - not enough boxes and too many books: an exercise in beautiful procrastination
2002-06-15 - and you could use the punctuation for kindling
2002-06-15 - the chicken pox song and its time stopping powers.
2002-06-15 - a good fork
2002-06-14 - melatonin mishap, wheeee.
2002-06-12 - amphibians like both air and water
2002-06-12 - the nesting inclination
2002-06-11 - me and the big yella house
2002-06-10 - remember when alf was on mondays?
2002-06-09 - please oh please, housing fairies, please.
2002-06-09 - -
2002-06-08 - evening fast forwarded to the wrong ending
2002-06-06 - algae bloomin
2002-06-03 - and i realize i haven\'t written you a good letter in quite some time.
2002-06-03 - me and the water. a bit shaky on the subject.
2002-06-03 - you are june. you look pretty.
2002-06-02 - sister hand has something to say!
2002-06-02 - spin the bottle, dream-like
2002-06-01 - i am talking about my sister a lot lately and she better sign my guestbook at least, she better.
2002-06-01 - the star on the map with your face on it.
2002-06-01 - pick axes and tight jeans, among other things
2002-05-31 - when movies cost six dollars
2002-05-29 - and i want to water the flowers in a housecoat and tube socks.
2002-05-29 - a bit of an embarrassing pep talk in the office restroom.
2002-05-29 - eighty-two degrees = 1995
2002-05-28 - arugula: bigger than arizona.
2002-05-28 - "but your moustache hairs pull at my heart strings."
2002-05-25 - dizzy with all that flapping
2002-05-24 - i heart ska!
2002-05-24 - fire proofing your house and home
- i heart my daddums.
2002-05-24 - tra la la.
2002-05-23 - picture it:
2002-05-23 - organ failure
2002-05-22 - katherinhand heartbreak headquarters pays a visit to an unwitting test subject.
2002-05-22 - kissing booth for the shy and unsure
2002-05-22 - awright.
2002-05-21 - like locusts. with decimal points.
2002-05-20 - owen and mickey rooney and something about suppression but a very nice weekend.
2002-05-18 - the dumptruck that ran over my heart
2002-05-17 - open letter to the insides
2002-05-17 - open call fer bad diner food
2002-05-16 - splinters traveling drifting north. taking refuge inside eyelids, in my bed.
2002-05-15 - on the way to chef jia's
2002-05-13 - oh zsa zsa.
2002-05-12 - 2002 vs. 1989. lines blurring spectacularly.
2002-05-12 - wasting time. lots of it.
2002-05-10 - when you always wore that turquoise scarf and my hair always smelled like coffee
2002-05-09 - o albany! o joy! you smell so good! and your bricks are showing!
2002-05-07 - that funny time between equinox and solstice. shadows playing tricks and prime time, sun lit.
2002-05-07 - bump bump
2002-05-07 - terrible misgiving number one
2002-05-06 - the office crush speaks
2002-05-03 - airplanes and tuxedos
2002-05-02 - wednesday boo-gie
2002-05-01 - it's my sissy!
2002-05-01 - leprosy and the dreamlife of scooters
2002-04-29 - long distance disconnection
2002-04-29 - nicotine a go go
2002-04-29 - hemlock
2002-04-28 - saturday in santa cruz
2002-04-26 - joe's birthday.
2002-04-25 - lost in the database shuffle
2002-04-24 - not pictured: amos, dreamboat of south of market.
2002-04-23 - you thought it was magic but it's just radiation.
2002-04-18 - a little stiff.
2002-04-18 - written on the inside of my eyelids on this, a dire thurday mid-morning.
2002-04-17 - montana.
2002-04-17 - being friends with the alphabet
2002-04-16 - i just keep talking about the tango. i can't help it.
2002-04-16 - the pill versus the
2002-04-15 - 1979
2002-04-15 - guess who's in my apartment? guess!
2002-04-14 - saturday, well.
2002-04-10 - i got my period! wheeeee!
2002-04-08 - cast under the shadow of all the mod cons
2002-04-08 - pea green tile octagons and that pink.
2002-04-08 - tick-on-der-o-ga
2002-04-07 - sunday. oh.
2002-04-07 - nice to meet you. i am delphine's hairdresser.
2002-04-05 - i am. a quitter.
2002-04-05 - a e i o u. sometimes why.
2002-04-04 - oh the loneliness of the long-distance runner. yep. i get it.
2002-04-04 - sleep disorder
2002-04-02 - science can be moody.
2002-04-01 - lost weekends
2002-03-28 - translating distance
2002-03-27 - bread
2002-03-26 - would you consider that overtime?
2002-03-22 - coinciding with corduroy and juice boxes
2002-03-19 - i am trying not to say 'if the shoe fits'
2002-03-17 - fear and premonition
2002-03-16 - let's get obnoxious!
2002-03-16 - another one of those really dumB saturday mawnin entries, ow.
2002-03-15 - past power lines and clear sky and dark.
2002-03-15 - like johnny and june!
2002-03-15 - ass.
2002-03-14 - brittle bones and soggy prescriptions
2002-03-14 - file under: pee|middlefinger|ozzy|miahairsaint|toasterpastrylovin
2002-03-14 - on the air and in the sky
2002-03-11 - rag tag geometrique
2002-03-08 - is this a walk out?
2002-03-06 - papercuts tonight!
2002-03-04 - frame of reference.
2002-03-04 - i'm gonna go bite my pillow, that's what i'm gonna do.
2002-03-04 - i'm a loner, dotty, a rebel.
2002-03-04 - nikolay gogol can search me like an engine.
2002-03-01 - garage sale
2002-03-01 - musee mechanique
2002-02-28 - deja vu
2002-02-27 - lady chatterly's lover was a big fat piece of felt.
2002-02-25 - paradigm paramour
2002-02-22 - the word is r e l a t i o n s h i p
2002-02-22 - work lady olympics
2002-02-21 - 10:27 m - f
2002-02-20 - the weekend, eighteen frames a second
2002-02-20 - hey calvin, you can bounce a quarter off that.
2002-02-19 - taking dictation.
2002-02-19 - the search for free samples at zupan's
2002-02-18 - another part, far away.
2002-02-16 - 4518
2002-02-15 - hot office lovin
2002-02-15 - action with furniture
2002-02-14 - but the mumy from harold and maude is so hott!
2002-02-13 - bullets
2002-02-12 - address written in michael's handwriting
2002-02-11 - blue and gold volumes 12-
2002-02-10 - in 1946 a red head star dropped from the sky
2002-02-09 - funny valentine.
2002-02-08 - tiny things.
2002-02-07 - my sweet alley kids. hot toddies and anchor steams all around.
2002-02-07 - with its tine bent out of shape
2002-02-07 - the naivete of certain computers
2002-02-06 - when it rained three months straight
2002-02-05 - stalagmites and stalagtites. they look much different with amusement ride lighting.
2002-02-05 - blue oyster cult blues
2002-02-04 - how well do you know jenny hand? oh wow find out!
2002-02-04 - in this office we listen to the bone. but only after five o'clock.
2002-02-01 - winter shortens spring lengthens
2002-02-01 - lizard belly pirate ship
2002-02-01 - friday, sweater vested with the keyboard under my arm
2002-01-31 - dreamboat departs at 12:37. this is a black tie lifejacket affair.
2002-01-30 - keeping track of the track
2002-01-30 - ingredients list
2002-01-30 - i am not one for cursive. i am not one for capitals.
2002-01-30 - crashing crushes
2002-01-29 - out of the races and onto the
2002-01-29 - the secret word is t o q u e
2002-01-28 - catching up.
2002-01-27 - saturday night alive with snow and seagram's seven
2002-01-26 - catalogue.
2002-01-26 - watching james bond, post puberty. em. me. not mr. bond. well him too i guess. james bond and me, post puberty. oh. it's been a long time.
2002-01-26 - circular music.
2002-01-26 - wow. i made the best coffee ever this morning.
2002-01-25 - sweetness and tenderness and i don't think you ever really liked matt sharp so much
2002-01-24 - stitching and knitting and clotting and healing
2002-01-24 - 67 miles per hour. without alarm clock. without mirror and comb.
2002-01-24 - cooking things for florida friends
2002-01-23 - fillin up the dance card and making meow meow mad jealous.
2002-01-23 - the work ladies love their sweet billy.
2002-01-23 - w a r with eyebrow cocked.
2002-01-23 - i really really miss rollerskating.
2002-01-22 - unanswered calls from number twenty-one.
2002-01-21 - it's emo monday! are you dancing?
2002-01-21 - dragonlady landlady what the eff?
2002-01-20 - thinkin bout the one way ticket to far far away.
2002-01-19 - el cine
2002-01-19 - evil.
2002-01-17 - influenza..
2002-01-15 - racing hearts and dilated pupils.
2002-01-12 - gilman gilman
2002-01-11 - 'this is totally timothy lear y shit, you know?' that's what i said.
2002-01-11 - lunch time.
2002-01-11 - it just hasn't been the same since i stopped cutting your hair.
2002-01-11 - the only boy to kiss both the hand sisters.
2002-01-10 - -
2002-01-10 - put more coal in the stove please.
2002-01-10 - owen and michael floating in space
2002-01-09 - 'for her eyes only'
2002-01-09 - i am goin to walk to teh theater now. i am going to stand outside and smoke a cigarette.
2002-01-09 - lying down.
2002-01-09 - why do the lady parts have to hurt so much?
2002-01-07 - what was it? sideways to the next ho?
2002-01-07 - paper dolls kept in old books with pressed flowers and cookie fortunes.
2002-01-06 - dr. hand, i think you really should pay a visit. it would be very nice. do you play cards?
2002-01-06 - the apartment on the third floor knows you hang your underwear on the towel rack.
2002-01-06 - but i still am under the impression i shouldn't be thinking this way.
2002-01-05 - while you were away i made the bed and sold the china.
2002-01-05 - another joey joe adventure
2002-01-04 - another haunted hill, sheesh.
2002-01-04 - stale new years. minus champagne plus spreadsheets.
2002-01-04 - where art thou, blanderton?
2002-01-03 - christmas 1980
2002-01-03 - everything i write is shite.
2002-01-02 - the second day of this one year.
2002-01-01 - 2001 to 2002, phew.
2000 and 2001